Hey men treat those women right.
Even if you don't love them make sure they feel alright.
Hey men treat those women right.
Because they don't owe you anything and that fact will remain true.

Hey women treat your father right.
For years and years they've protected you from all those neighborhood boys.
Hey women treat your father right.
Even though they grounded you, scolded you, everything they did was right.

And everything is love, lovely even if you don't love me. Oh everything is love, lovely 'cause I'll love you anyway.

Hey pets treat your owners right.
Keep those paws clean. Don't shit on the carpet.
Hey pets treat your owners right.
Because we need you so much more than you need us; it's disgusting.

Hey owners treat your pets right.
Only buy them the best food and never ever harm them.
Hey owners treat your pets right.
And just accept the fact that you need them so much more than they need you.

And everything is love, lovely even if you don't love me. Oh everything is love, lovely 'cause I'll love you anyway.

Hey children treat your parents right.
Don't write on the walls and always do your dishes.
Hey children treat your parents right.
Because they work hard to provide you with that life you hold so dear.

Hey parents treat your children right.
Don't kill them. Don't maim them even if it feels so right.
Hey parents treat your children right.
Even when they get into drugs, violence, and alcohol.

And everything is love, lovely even if you don't love me. Oh everything is love, lovely 'cause I'll love you anyway.

I'll love you anyway. Yes I'll love you anyway. I'll love you anyway. Yes I'll love you anyway. I'll love you anyway. Yes I'll love you anyway. I'll love you anyway. Anyway that I can. Anyway that I can.